Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja

If we manage to beat PSG we are likely going to face Liverpool in the Quarterfinals Then one of City/Madrid/Bayern in the semis 😭😭

PSG to chelsea after the club world cup humiliation

If we win against PSG we beat them twice If we lose, we won when it mattered

• PSG vs Chelsea • If they escape PSG • They will meet Liverpool • If they escape Liverpool •They will meet Madrid or Bayern

Yah Allah, you gave everyone what I wanted except Liverpool, that's fine in thankful but one more request. Please give Manchester United and their players enough strength and quality TV to watch from home ❤️

Doku vs Trent😹 Haaland vs Asencio😹 DEMON Cherki vs chungamengi😹 THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A GENERATIONAL HATEWATCH

. Bukayo Saka Mikel Arteta Kai Havertz Piero Hincapie Declan Rice Jurrien Timber Leandro Trossard Gabriel Martinelli Ebere

Wolves are going to get relegated but they’re going to make sure to ruin everyone else’s season as well. Spreading the misery.

The world is ending just when arsenal are about to do a quadruple

Arsenal's title charge clears a major bridge 🚂

Three down, but you’re the ONE TO GO. 💀

Kesho asubuhi highlights hapo ugani St James Park, mamae🤣🤣🤣

They have 1 game in the next 6 weeks 😂

We defended a 1-0 nil lead away from home from minute 9 to 97 if you wonder how people get ulcers😭

March 5th

Gabriel at the corner shop? That’s very clever

Bad governance naye haichagui haibagui! Hauna gari utadrown, uko na gari itabebwa na maji, ukifika home maji imejaa adi ndani! Mido crass akichukua uber mnadrown wote na uber driver wako! Tuchukueni Kura majamaa.

Weather for 3: tea, blanket and hatred for the Ruto government.