I don’t think our mothers count as other women.

[Sleeplessly tossing and turning after Alessia Havard Frey | Parody kneed him in the groin, he got up and quietly checked on her and Callan before going to the study to read.]

Happy Lover’s Day, Alessia Havard Frey | Parody! I know we have our quarrels but I love you with all I am and I’d rather fight with you than be with anyone else even for a moment. Thank you for being the most amazing wife & mother. I love you, Alessia! Kudos for tolerating me.

[Coming up behind Alessia Havard Frey | Parody, he gripped her by the back of the neck.]

“Uh-oh.” [Callan squinted his growing black eye.] Uh oh is right. When mama finds out, I’m dead.

My gorgeous lass. 🖤

[Walking with Callan through the fields, they picked a bouquet for Alessia Havard Frey | Parody for her to return home to.]

“Mama…!” [Callan babbled, the mama’s boy having woken up for cuddles with Alessia Havard Frey | Parody.]

Always searching for Alessia Havard Frey | Parody by perching on dangerous things. Callan will be running around with a sword and shield next!

Alessia! [Eirik called for Alessia Havard Frey | Parody as Callan bawled.] Now, love! Please!

[Errol was doing wonderful after they rescued him, and Eirik couldn’t help chuckling as he and Alessia Havard Frey | Parody made dinner and here came Callan waddling in with Errol hopping behind him.]

#WomanCrushWednesday is a daily occurrence when you’re married to this fucking gorgeous woman. 🖤

Damn… [He grumbled, shifting in his pants.]

I’ll just go off and tend to this pressure in my pants.

I wasn’t gawking! You’re my wife. I can look if I please.

Damn, I got old. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Damn, it’s been ages. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary