i dont love that youre implying he doesnt

See, my mind went right to a gritty revival of Starlight Express

Listen, we all spent the morning working out the height of the television in Al Yankovic's “Frank's 2000" TV” and excitedly remembered what a 3-4-5 triangle was in the process so let's just move forward with this epic new knowledge and not make a big deal of it

Couldn’t’ve happened to a nicer (and/or funnier) guy. Can’t wait to read!

The #Substack is LIVE. unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/who-lives-wh…

Pencils down, that’s it

The Substack is back! (A day or two early because I'm still learning the platform.) unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/never-not-do…

Substack for 9/11/2024 - "The Year of Living Directly" unknownpenguin.substack.com/p/the-year-of-…

So long. And thanks for all the fish