Hyp... Hypo... {huffs} I so used that right! Moving on.

.Mrs. Aria Lenox needs to be followed by everyone because she's /so/ stylish. She always looks good, and totally -- #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

-- not like Morticia or a stick, like /some/ people I could mention. But won't. Because /I/ am a -- Mrs. Aria Lenox #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

-- true Lady of the Evening.... Which /totally/ means Princess, no matter what Boo Boo says. Mrs. Aria Lenox #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

Why follow bh salvatore? Two words. Shoe. Closet. Plus, I bet #Boardy would let me put up unicorns wherever -- #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

-- I wanted without making snooty remarks. That's because @SalvatoreBH has /taste/. Unlike some vampires -- #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

--who are constantly dodging calls from the eighties, asking for their coat back. {cough}Spike{cough} @SalvatoreBH #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

Follow Spike. If you have to. I guess you could do worse. Oh! Is there an "Angel's HairStyling Tips" account? -- #FollowFriday #BPRP

-- Because that would probably be worse. What would it even say? Put /all/ the hair gel in the universe -- Spike #FollowFriday #BPRP

--on your head? Shellac would be simpler. And more natural looking. Where was I? Oh yeah. Follow Boo Boo. Spike #FollowFriday #BPRP

My spicy jalapeño pepper, Antonio. Isn't he the most? /Totally/ swoonworthy, /and/ a gentleman! -- #FollowFriday #BPRP

-- Like, he always brings me pretty things for no reason! Like flowers, or unconscious Persephone -- Antonio #FollowFriday #BPRP

-- baristas! {solemnly} The little things. They totally matter. Antonio #FollowFriday #BPRPFaves

{rolling her eyes} Sod. You know that's grass and dirt, right? Like I'd touch that stuff. Spike

So, according to /some/ I need to be stuck getting ignored by Boo Boo until the end of time or whatever? Puh-leeze. {flipping her hair}

I mean, come /on/. Have you seen my swoonworthy hunk of Spanish Burrito? He is mucho granite!

Or, grande. {rolling her eyes} Latin for hotter than Blondie Bear!

{narrowing her eyes Spike} Don't tell /me/ I can't have Antonio Banderas, you big Dream Stifler!

#HowToDealWithAnEx ~ Date someone way hotter. I mean, come /on/. Have you seen Antonio? So much sexier than /you/, Boo Boo.

{smiling smugly} Can't tell me what to do anymore, Spike. Antonio is /way/ hotter than you, anyway. #BPRPwatchesBtVS