The over 7ft tall man raised an eyebrow. "...Do not mock my sister, little boy."

"Your beautiful prince has returned~"

With a flick of his finger, Gary is now levitating in the air. "...Yes. Spooky. Boo."

"I didn't consent to being mocked. Yet there you are. Mocking me." Twirling Gary upside down, giving him a shake shake, before rotating him back upright and dropping him to the ground. "I would mind yourself around me. I haven't the patience for brats."

"Oh wah wah, you crybaby. It is not like I hurt you." River rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest. "Be glad it is me. Any other unicorn would not be so kind to a child with such a rude demeanor."

The binder bursts into flames before it can touch River. "Aren't you a lovely one. God your parents must hate you." With an upturned nose, River turns and walks away.

A random man ˗ˏˋ 𝐒𝚄𝐒𝙿𝐈𝙲𝐄𝚁𝐄 ࿐ hasn't met is currently sitting on the couch at the Glen apartment. He looks at Luca, holding out his hands— "Where are my nieces? I have missed them so~."

The over 7ft tall man stands up, walking over to Luca. "Ah... I am Valley's brother. I have returned after a long trip."

"Oh, I have no need to insult you. You're already so pathetic that insulting you would be like groveling to ants~." A dismissive wave of his hand as he walked off.

Waves fingers back, a smile on his face.

Lifting one of the twins, Dara, from his arms! "Hello, small warrior! I am your amazing uncle."

"The humans call me River." Handing the infant back to Luca as the baby stirs. "I have no intention of watching them~ I merely wanted to say hello."

"Oh, spirits no—I merely stopped by before heading back. I have so much business to handle it is un-believ-able.~" A thoughtful hum. "It is nice she got such a cute babysitter, though."

"Well, the babies aren't looking after themselves, are they?" A chuckle as River places his hands on his hips. "I know—it must be hard to be complimented by someone as beautiful as I."

"Me? I am just over a thousand years old~" Physically, he looks slightly older than Valley does.

What? The man likes DILFs~ "Ah—I see~ This is a rejection, then?"

"No room in your heart for one more? How disappointing~ It is fine, I'm not that beat up over it."

//I need to revamp this account but ngggg

"A shame. Well, I have seen my nieces so I will be on my way~ Enjoy the rest of yours, Luca." A wink before the unicorn vanishes in a sparkling blip.

//Friendly reminder that River's Voice claim is fucking Ron Perlman's Lich