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Netflix subtitles be like "dog barking", cool, but what's the dog saying? Translate HIM.😭

She be sending her besties flowers on their birthday… You? She sent 'HBD lol, wake up dude.

Didn't do the homework so the teacher can finally get a break.I care about mental health.

I cleaned my room. Mentally.Spiritually.Not physically.😭

Didn't participate in class so the overachievers could have their moment.I'm humble like that.

Let my GPA drop so it could hit rock bottom and bounce back stronger.We love a comeback story.

If you want peace,get you a man who's been heartbroken at least twice. He's not tryna argue,he's tryna heal and watch TV.😭

Teacher: 'Explain your answer.' Me: 'Explain the question first' 😭

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me: "In your chair, asking better questions."😭

It's hard being this attractive AND humble…but somehow I manage.🤗

Water? You mean that thing I remember to drink once every 36 hours?🤔

Liking my own post because that's what I do when I see quality content.

Dude bought a promise ring at 16. You can't even promise to clean your room but you're out here promising forever?

I drank water today. Through tears,but it counts.

Women be like "I want a guy with a plan" Then argue the whole time you're executing it.

I got 8 hours of sleep. Not last night.But like,in total.This week.

Imagine trying to ruin my day.Bro I have been doing that since I woke up.

Payouts denied on X once again? Don't worry, everyone's starting a YouTube channel today.The mass migration has begun. Time is very precious, spend on a good platform where you don't get scammed.

I'm on track for my X payout,but at this pace,I hope it will reach me before I retire.😭

You talking behind my back? Be louder, I'm in here agreeing with you.