Is not a baby! Right, mom? x.com/bloodintheraw/…

Isn't gay. Is going to have beautiful Lannister babies one day.

I mean Baratheon. Definitely Baratheon.

Is happily babied by his mother.

"I'm not a baby but my mum still needs to cook for me and pack my lunch for school and do my laundry and give me band aids." x.com/feruslupum/sta…

"Your mum doesn't give you band aids if you fall over? I'd die if my mum didn't." x.com/feruslupum/sta…

They're mine and Uncle Jaime's! I chose them at the shop and he keeps stealing them for his stupid stump sores. #BitterTommenIsBitter. x.com/ofwrathandruin…

#Branception.

Weird. Sometimes my legs just forget to work. {Pauses.} Obviously not as bad as Bran's... x.com/feruslupum/sta…

Bran's are running their big brother Rickon over. x.com/untameddirewol…

Another normal day in the modern banterverse. {Stares at camera. Is meta at.} x.com/untameddirewol…

"Get in line. I've been waiting my entire life." x.com/sarcasticsansa…

"Uncle Jaime's her favourite and he isn't one of her babies." x.com/sarcasticsansa…

"Only a million times. You're weird too." x.com/untameddirewol…

Rocks up at Shireen Baratheon's house with pizza.

@OfLavenderEyes Roars.

"You're weirder. You're the weird kid who fancies the older guy, and is from the weird poor-not-really-poor family." x.com/untameddirewol…

@UnmaimedLion Cᴇʀsᴇɪ. {Is already dressed up in a Spider-Man morph suit, pumpkin bucket ready for candy.}

Throwback to when I didn't know the difference between Cereal and Serial and I referred to a character as a Cereal Killer.

"You saw me sneaking?" x.com/ofwrathandruin…