That’s a twist. The Trump dance is when you simulate jerking off two dudes at a time. Get it right.

I repeat. That’s The Twist, not The Jerks Two Dudes Off.

A masterpiece…

Best thing about the BlueSky migration is that at least it’s quiet in here. Less jam fan aggression.

Things heard on SURVIVOR: Another big gust of wind moving Sam's balls!!

So the Christian right believes all that happens is god’s will but not when transgender people feel drawn to transition, or when anyone finds actualization in a sexuality that doesn’t conform hetero? Let’s just admit there’s no god and get on widdit pls.

I still like it a lot.

When sharks aren’t the only predator you have to worry about …

Hide your daughters!

Still not sure the Bears wouldn’t be better off with Fields and all the picks that woulda come their way. Have a feeling it’ll be a convo for years.

I know what Steely Tom (~);-} is doing tonight.

I feel like Geno Smith needs 4+ seconds to read the field. The Seattle Seahawks will never be a contender with this O line and a QB who can’t make make quick decisions.

Praising this fucking weiner for staying disciplined while murdering people. Nothing says “calm under pressure” like this snivelling dirtbag.

How many QB busts getting drafted in the first round this April?

The Falcons took Kyle Pitts one pick ahead of Ja’Marr Chase.

These mother fuckers. Just out here doing Nazi shit. But go on… tell me how this administration is a friend to the Jewish people.

Gotta love that he says “America’s decline is over” as he stands in his own house of sedition, and I type this on a site owned by his new friend who just delivered a Nazi salute to an adoring crowd. With zero respect, you orange sack of human waste, you are America’s decline.

Harper was in power nearly 10 years. Mulroney for nearly 9 years. I don’t remember anyone blaming media for that.

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What a monstrous, demented piece of shit to spit on a family’s tragedy. Christian, my ass.