Samuel released a sadistic chuckle and shook his head, amusement brimming in his features. "Runty Nate wants to run already, huh? Wow." x.com/TheTwoBitThief…

"You're as dumb as you're unlucky, huh?" Sam shook his head. x.com/TheTwoBitThief…

"Whenever I hear 'Nathan Drake's a legend' instead of Samuel Drake. . ."

"I see someone who doesn't know how to mind his goddamn business." x.com/ImpetuousThief…

"Right here waiting for my greatest ass-et, Chloe, to return from her escapade."

"Nice view." x.com/HaughtyThiever…

"Just two Drakes having a good time."

"No doubt. I quite like the shapely…mountains." If he was thinking of anything salacious, his face didn't show that. x.com/HaughtyThiever…

|| I should probably start doing detailed RPs here again. Sam needs to step up his game. If only my schedule weren't so packed...

"… How very mature of you. I'm shook." x.com/thetwobitthief…

Ꭲᴏ ɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛʀᴜsᴛs ᴍᴇ. ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴏʀ sᴛᴀʀʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. Ꮃɪᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, Ꮥᴀᴍᴜᴇʟ

"Hur hur. Very funny. Pretty sure you know who's the little baby here." x.com/TheTwoBitThief…

"It takes high intelligence to realize that. Can't blame you for lacking that." x.com/ClimbingCliffs…

" … Don't talk shit behind my back. I'm still salty about my time in prison." x.com/thetwobitthief…

"A blondie and a hottie."

"How convenient." x.com/TheTwoBitThief…

"Hard to tell these days," Sam pointed out casually after a moment of deliberation. "I mean, you aren't exactly fond of me and my smoking habit anyway." x.com/thetwobitthief…

"Early Christmas present for y'all. Any takers?"

"Well well well... I gotta say someone's got real talents here. The artist's not too bad, though."