*Playing Crime Simulator with Harley Ellis-Jones and ★Griffin Hawkins★.* Me: Griff? Why are cops here already? Griff: Why do you assume it was me?! Harls: Well it wasn't me. Me: And it wasn't me either so... Griff: Okay, so I broke into a house while the owner watched me.

When I get asked why I've been wrestling for nearly two decades.

It's funny how airlines delay and cancel flights at the last minute for no clear reason and shrug it off like "life is unpredictable but you'll get there eventually!" But if you try to reschedule a ticket six weeks in advance they're like "The penalty is $250 or your first child"

Me at 15: I'm basically an adult. Me now (36) meeting a 23 year old: Greetings small child, are you getting enough sleep? Are you taking your vitamins?

Hey Salvatore Ladies? Stop on by when you're free... I have something I wanna ask of you.

Less than an hour into the charity stream and it's already chaos! I don't think the newcomer, Lexi Gold was expecting this sort of insanity! Stop on by and join us in the wasteland!

Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas if you celebrate it. And if you don't celebrate it, I wish you a wonderful day anyway.

OHMIGOD, EVIL TWIN! Kat Jones

What you say ★Griffin Hawkins★?

And another win in the books. And I'll keep fighting and getting as many wins as I can. Because like I said, I'm aiming for gold here in GCW.

I SWEAR IF THEY JUST KILLED HIM OFF IN THIS WEEK'S EPISODE, I'MMA BE PISSED!!!

Sup?

If you're still on the fence about checking out my book, please allow these four beautiful and wonderful people convince you. Thanks ★Griffin Hawkins★, Roxi Johnson 🦸‍♀️, Ash (Storm Riders) and Seifer.

One of these days I'm gonna pay some random guy to dress up as Grandpa Joe and confront ★Griffin Hawkins★ in one of the bajillion companies he works for, just to see what would happen.

Let it be known, this wasn't Hulk being petty... this was Hulk trying to give Thor a fist bump for a job well done... Thor just didn't see it coming.

Thank you for one hell of a match, Kayla Jones. Of course, in a few days I will step into the ring against Marie Jones at Fever. But I want to take this moment to officially declare my entry into Civil War. And I plan on going the distance and going to Resurrection.

R.I.P Queen 😭

So SeiferBlack and Crystal just showed up, surprising the hell out of me and he produced four tickets for the three of us and Harley Ellis-Jones to go see Iron Lung tomorrow.