@ShreddrExpert the barstool] I don't share.

[Fucking clings to Jason Cohen] x.com/ItsTumblrPosts…

@ShreddrExpert Good luck finding one, lameass. [I raise the bottle to my lips and drink down almost half of it]

@ShreddrExpert No shit!! [I poke your side and look at the stage to our left]

Me and Jason Cohen x.com/ItsTumblrPosts…

@ShreddrExpert You see the stage, too, right?

When you miss your husband. Whines for Jason Cohen

@ShreddrExpert Okay, but I want to see that now, asshole.

@ShreddrExpert I'm a married man, perv. [I hold up my finger with the wedding ring on it]

@ShreddrExpert You can't eat my wedding ring. [I whine and stage whisper] It's special.

@ShreddrExpert It's the symbol of my marriage!!!

Wouldn't let me try until he did. We ended up almost burning down the house.

@ShreddrExpert I don't sing! Well! [I huff and stumble along behind you, spilling beer on myself]