LOOK MA, A POLL WITH ME NAME ON IT

Naething wrong with Constance, but A'm far overdue sendin the wee shiteheided rocket back tae the shop where she boucht her faulty personality tae get a refund

No tae mention, A had a right blether with Madam Valerie, and noo A'm proper hyped!

The Scottish patter is only gonna get worse, by the way

Aye, yon wee cunt will be awfu needin a doctor the nicht a'richt

She walk

She point

The night is gonna be a fun night, isnae it

Oh ma God, they blather like wee bairns, it's richt adorable

Noo that was an awfu bonny turn of events, wasnae it

A'm in a playful mood the day May have tae record a thing or two

It'll be great tae represent me bonnie Scotland in a major event, but A really want to deal with some birds first, and A juis have the tool for it If the Matriarch allows me, of course

Wow, and A thought A was the "unprofessional wrestler"

Should've been me 😤

High time tae bring Alba that bloody medal. Too big a history not to have THAT yet

That wasnae THAT hard tae understand, mate :|

CHUGAINN MOTHERFUCKERS

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