Gavin Newsom for President. Gavin Newsom

Quoth The Beach Boys: 'Wouldn't it be Nice'...

Yep. 'Normal' is relative and debatable, but I think I know what you mean. The pendulum swings... has always swung. We're the unlucky f**cks who happen to be here at the pendulum's worst position. I have to believe our grandkids'll be living during a real cool swingback period...

You're awesome, dude. I can't thank you enough. You personify courage in the face of f**ked up. Wish I had more than 2 fists. Is foot bumps a thing? Probably not. So... 👊🏾👊🏾

The bad guys seem to have an awful lot of control right now. What they want most is to see us giving up. For us to be so wounded & disillusioned, we kinda stop even paying attention. But we're the f**king good guys. We simply can't go out like that. Fight on, peeps... 👊🏾💜

You got me, dammit! Don't pull that s**t again... (We'd miss you.) 👊🏾💜

It's supposed to be fun, guys. Not just inevitable loss & grief. Duty. Responsibility. The having to try to be OK with all that is so obviously not OK. It's supposed to be fun. Play that game. Re-read that book. Watch a 3 Stooges episode with Curly. Or, at least Shemp...

As a product of an unimaginably wonderful pair of parents, & 4 older siblings who all loved me ridiculously, I constantly feel a very real responsibility to be... nice? Like, I've been so loved, who am I to be angry? But I hate everything about that f**king, f**king a**hole...

I'm a lot older than a lot of you. (And - full disclosure- I've been black MY WHOLE LIFE! I know, right?) Point is, I've seen times when I wondered how TF we, as a country, were gonna make it through "This", WHATEVER the current 'this' was. We made it. We'll make it... 👊🏾💜

Hey, Elon & Elon's mommy: We're gonna laugh like hell when he inevitably stabs you in the back the moment you slightly disagree with a hair on his comically ridiculous head. And mom? According to you, he has an excuse; he's fucked up in the head. What's YOUR excuse, though?...

Happy "Drive Like a Fu**ing Psycho Day", to all who celebrate! (I didn't even know it was a thing, but I was just out there and believe me, it's today. Evidently, lots of people celebrate it religiously.) Enjoy!

Newsletter from my health insurance company: "Want to live a healthier life?" Me: "It's complicated..."

Fun facts: (Feels like we need 'em in the current state of WTF): Detroit Lions star wide receiver Amon-Ra St. Brown's dad John was a 2-time "Mr. Universe". And his older brother Equanimeous is ALSO a standout NFL wide receiver, with The New Orleans Saints. Stay frosty, peeps...

The internet being forever, I want to be on record in the cosmos, for my grandkids to see. So I may start posting painfully obvious, banal tweets. Because I want them to know where I stood. Like: Putin is evil. And when Trump hands Ukraine over to him, it'll be an abomination.

This is really old, but it's just a favorite: Why could you never starve at a beach? Because of the sand which is there... (Sorry. Really. I'm a little desperate. Any smile is a good smile at the moment, I'm thinking. Assuming this is a smile's a stretch though...) 😬😎👊🏾💜

Reminds me of John Gotti, in more ways than 1. "The Teflon Don", Gotti was. Even the highest levels of law enforcement knew he was criminal filth. But he kept winning & getting away with it. Until... he didn't. (Gotti died of laryngeal cancer. In prison. Where he belonged.)

Well that's just crazy, Linda. Sounds like you believe in some radical "woke" nonsense like... being a true... American?

🎶Tis the season to be...🎶 Severely depressed. Especially in light of... November 6, et al. But don't let's do that. OK? The ultimate F.U. to them is to hang onto your joy, in spite of... NOBODY CAN TAKE FROM YOU WHAT YOU WON'T LET GO OF. Merry Christmas. Love... 🎄💜

Christmas. Sadness. Made me think of a line from the live version of an old Earth Wind & Fire Song, "It's All About Love". While talking - not singing - he says: "If there ain't no beauty, you gotta MAKE some beauty". It's in all of us. Yes, even YOU. Especially YOU… 💜

Made my 1st snowball in years just now. It was the really good packing stuff. (If you grew up with snow like I did in Detroit, you know some snow is total crap for snowballs. Too powdery.) Still got my Nolan Ryan fastball, too. Just sayin'. If you get the chance... ❄️🎄