If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

Make America 1929 Again

Ho scelto il giorno sbagliato per smettere di fumare #blackmonday

The world is calling Trump's bluff. It's not going to end well for him. #blackmonday #tariffs

La Juventus ha rinunciato al suo programma nucleare. #TerzaGuerraMondiale

Parafrasando Crosetto volevo dirvi pubblicamente che in casa non ho nessun sistema di allarme, lascio la porta aperta e pertanto sono completamente impreparato ad ogni sorta di furto.

“The moon is made of cheese. Lovely cheese. I heard about it from president Putin this morning.”

Anti-aircraft artillery supplied by the Russians to #Venezuela

Dear Governor Gavin Newsom, in this dark age Europe stands with democracy. If Californians choose independence through lawful means, Europe is ready to engage—exploring EU ties and NATO cooperation based on shared values, freedom, and security. 🇪🇺🤝🐻

Fixed ✅

We was wrong. Is Venezuela the one shaping the agenda in US. #ice #minneapolis

"Hey HITLER, hold my beer" #UnaziStates

ICE is the American Gestapo.

The US exported so much democracy that they ran out of stock at home. #Minneapolis #UnaziStatesofAmerica

Onore a Matteo Renzi, un gigante in un parlamento di nani. Detto da uno che nel 2016 votò NO.

Parafrasando Trump: un epocale trionfo in Bosnia.

Gravina Is the new Santanchè.