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Today is another good day to thank modern medicine. Three weeks ago I was in level 10 pain. Two weeks ago I had spinal surgery. Today I got my cervical collar off and can go back to normal life with no pain. Running will hopefully start soon. 🤞

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Got a speeding ticket in May (85 in a 65) and found out today the CHP "didn't turn it in" so it'll most likely disappear. Whew! (We were on our way to Mother's Day brunch and maybe it helped to have wife and kids in the car and be courteous to the cop?)

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Google Maps and Waze need to have a “drivers are just fucking stupid today” option that adjusts your drive times to account for people who are just fucking stupid.

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Now that the stats are in, and 80% of the population is against transitioning minors, letting males in female sports, males in female prisons, and changing laws to let men undermine women’s rights, why are more people not speaking out? It isn’t dangerous anymore. We know that

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Will a candidate please add something like “make resetting computer passwords less painful than testicular torsion” to their platform?