mood bc im detached from everything i can’t control

When there are 50 empty seats and some random person picks the one next to me.

‘The person I was telling you about is coming. Don’t make it obvious’ That one friend:

I've been waiting for the anti-dog crusade currently gripping New York for YEARS. Let's keep this going we need to start throwing tomatoes at owners who bring their dogs to restaurants

As If Blaque (2000)

It always funny to ME how y’all NEVER say, Ashley needs to get her azz whooped, because of her mouth. Like y’all did Candiace… #RHOP

EVERYONE GET FRENCH RIGHT NOW

my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume

“It nuh too bad, it can wear” that’s your cue to go tek it off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i cannot stand men that suck the joy & fun out of everythinggggggggg. like you are too serious. we will never work. i see why Jennifer Lewis got rid of that nigga that didn't admire the tree.

"He texted me" TO SEE IF YOURE STILL FUCKING DUMB 😭😭

One of the biggest open scams in history and Black people just go along with it. We’re suppose to not believe our own eyes supposedly ‘out of respect’.

My hyper independency actually comes from the lack of urgency people have when it comes to me. Moving too slow = never mind i got it.

being responsible for my love life, my health, my finances, my housing, my future, my diet, my sleeping habits, my social life, my career-

every housewife “performs”. Stacey is just better at it than the rest of them and they can’t take it #RHOP

The ppl who put NYC/NJ in their bio

Ashley saying she could’ve had a 🏡 in Potomac if she wanted was funny asf, cos if so, why don’t you? Did she forget Michael throwing her out & having to comply w/ his rules to get back in? He controls the money, so you can only live where he says you can darling 😐 #RHOP

Wendy calling Angel, James Earl Jones. Then here comes Stacey “God rest his soul” 😭😭😭 #RHOP

I do 😭

Never stop running until it’s done. 🙌🏾