Fuck off man that's not a penalty

BRUNO FERNANDES WHAT A GOALL

VIVA GARANACHOOO THAT WAS A WELL WORKED GOAL

Got Diaby and Cash in my #FPL 😋

Rest in peace Cathy Fergusen ❤️🙏

COME ON UNITED!!!

MCTOMINAY HSHHDHFHFJ OMGG WHAT A FKN COMEBACK

We're finished 💔

All these fake ITKs that said Qatar has won need to be bagged. Can't believe that some people trusted their absolute waffle on the takeover for months.

HOLY SHIT SLIM FUCKED UP SALT PAPI

Has Dillon thrown a punch yet 💀 #Misfitsboxing #MisfitsPrimeCard

Massive respects to Salah for using his platform's influence to speak out. Hopefully with this message out there, more pro Palestinian footballers will be encouraged to do the same as well.

Sir Bobby Charlton CBE, 1937-2023. Words will never be enough.

DALOT HOLY SHIT WHAT A FKN GOAL

Sir Bobby ❤️

PLEASE DON'T CONCEDE STRAIGHT AFTER SCORING PLEASE 🙏

ONANA YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF MY FUCKING KEEPER

Jonny Evans, Lindelof at left back, Bruno on the right wing... we're going to get hammered 😭

Not tweeting until United win a game by a 4 goal margin #MUFC