If you found a lawn dart set at a garage sale, would you buy it?

What they said 👇

Maybe. I hear there's a weed farm in California that will be hiring soon.

Both barrels, Mindy. Let him have it with both barrels.

A1

Free beer 🍺

No freaking way!

My Ram 1500 has over 182,000 on its battery. 🤣

Troll bot.👇

Russiamore

On the road again with one of my best travel buddies, Mark Strigl! Spinning great Van Halen, Motorhead and Cult hits. Thanks for keeping me company. #SiriusXM elisa cordero

Hanging with Tommy London and he's coming through again. Not on the road this time. In the workshop on the #SXMapp. Thanks again! He and Ozzy's Boneyard are the perfect remedy for when your tools turn on you or when they don't! @sirius

Hey Tommy London. Let's get this rustic bird castle done today. You, me and SiriusXM on the SXM App

Stop electing these crooks.

Said goodbye to Shadow today. He suffered a stroke and lost all motor skills. He was nearly years old.

Dream on.

This the kind of inhuman filth that makes this place toxic.

🤦‍♂️How does this lunatic keep getting reelected to the United States House of Representatives? Florida should redistrict her our on her ass. She and loonies like her have ruined the once prestigious titles of Congressman and Congresswoman.

Wait for it...

I don't get the decision by the Green Bay Packers to give the Cowboys the ball first in overtime. They've scored on every drive in the second half. No signs of even stopping them.