These make me feel so vindicated after some dick in a mildly successful metalcore band said people take concert videos for clout and never look at them again.

Yes. Yes we do bc we love a band that isn't mediocre.

Expose your lock screen.

I live in the States, so like yeah always.

One more of Phobos in the before times.
And in Iowa City, IA.

Oh.

Last night's bedtime Google adventures started as 'what's there to do in Toronto' progressed to 'how WOULD you immigrate to Toronto' to 'oh shit that Toronto botanical place got the the Corpse flower to bloom 2 in like 3 years'

Taken in Iowa City, IA Sept 2019. They were extra silly that night.

He looks so majestic

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, but make it Italian

“Rickettsia rickettsii”

Y'know. When I was in high school, my government teacher made sure if we knew nothing else, we knew that another person's rights end at the tip of my nose.
These people think they can act a fool and won't no one set them straight.
I assure you. That is not the case.

Yes.

Kendrick has inspired me. I realize I have maybe not been hating to my full potential

I don't think this woman is truly a Capricorn.
I call my ex-husband a lot of things and none of them are kind bc he was not kind.
SO.

Yes. I have had enough 'coaching' from managers and supervisors to know that how you say something is pretty much the only thing people listen to.

Spent over an hour cooking fajitas, a meal I really wanted cooked a very specific way, only to have to take the kid outside and be the last one to eat.

I never get a hot dinner in this fucking house.

I have a dead mom who I had a complicated relationship with, at best, and the only pictures I have of her and I are:
When I was born.
A Xmas where she's obviously chastising me.
A commencement photo in which she's not smiling and we had been fighting.
But fuck me for wanting pics

How I imagine Ninja Audrey is going to rebel lol

Lotta dudes getting tickets these days…

We were right on the edge of the stage in Lawrence and could hear Doc's thighs slapping the stage during his aggressive splits.

It was honestly impressive.

ITS HAPPENING