well it’s thanksgiving which means it’s time to post one of my favorite photos from Elliott Erwitt

23/9/73 The People's Daily reports on Sichuan's 20-year old slaughterhouse prodigy who overcame gender stereotypes by skinning a pig in four minutes.

i think the main thing stopping me from condoning "Ethnic Cleansing" is the idea someone may slip thru the cracks & give me "What I deserve"

The Goddamned Penguin NIXON: You know Hydrox are the original sandwich cookie. HALDEMAN: I’ve heard reports to that effect. NIXON: And then they stole it. HALDEMAN: They? NIXON:

oh were the oscar's on? i didn't notice, i was too busy reading a book. the simple english large print edition of the big book of clown pornography

Vernacular architecture 1. Bedouin tents in Morocco

If I lived in Omelas I would start doing land acknowledgments about the kid

The Buddhist law wheel (six states of transmigration)大足六道轮回石刻, caves of Baoding Shan, Chongqing, XIIth-XIIIth centuries, depicting the possible states of reincarnation. According to one's actions (karma : every action has consequences, good or bad) , the 6 states are:

[dumbest guy to ever live]: Ontologically,

“For he to-day who votes with me / shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile / This day shall gentle his condition”

BREAKING: Syria's interim government to run a 4-4-3 formation

In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out, "Hey hey, easy with that. That's my lucky stabbin'

Oh man I just got a ticket for subverting the norms of traversal, which is bullshit because I was doing 65 on the dot. I'm going to take it to court and engage in some dialectics.

the only good post I’ve ever seen that ends with “hope this helps” was a Bluesky video of a woman showing, via a glass table, that cats do not sit their buttholes directly on the surface