i guess the 12 hrs spent curled in fetal position making whimpering sounds and repenting were all a waste #rapture

andrew bolt has got too much make up on.

just checking to see that no one has master chef or dancing with the stars hastags... all clear

my toffee has crystallized, my sponge looks like jelly and my ganesh resembles dog turds! haaallp!

oprah's farewelltravaganza or stargate universe? dial up the gate.

i just made up a new saying. "like slitting your wrists with an electric razor". it means not getting the job done as you'd want it.

don't think too much http://twitpic.com/53hc14

interesting climate change "factoid". scientists predict water levels in baths to rise by 7.2% in the next decade. (6.5% in spas)

sadly Shane Warne Test now tweets more than he tweaks

#EBAUHOTOPIC console games ,whilst not having the graphic brilliance of pcs, are easier to use.

this just in, entire greens party membership commit suicide when they learn they exhale carbon monoxide

i'm about to attempt the vulcan "mind meld" with my laptop.

orbiness http://twitpic.com/57484x

@bajopants is doin elvis costello impressions?

how to get banned by stackoverflow. ask "where do baby programs come from?"

"argghh! a pox be on this blade, it cuts like a scurvy dog!" (excerpt from Captain Feathersword's autobiography)

#MovieTaglinesMadeBetterWithNathan Full metal nathan

#MovieTaglinesMadeBetterWithNathan You will believe a nathan can fly!

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creepy http://twitpic.com/5dq3fd