||: hi friends! I’m looking for a main Ivy, so if anyone is interested please let me know! retweets would be appreciated. 💗 thank you!

“LADIES AND GENTS, IT’S THE MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF THE YEAR! IT’S MY BIRTHDAAAAAY!” She expects gifts and kisses.

“Criminal psychiatry, actually.” She corrected him, sticking her tongue out. x.com/fantasmicpuzzl…

Yaaaaaaawns. “It’s too early to be up... ugh...” She needs coffee, pronto.

// I love my icon so much it’s so pure

“Ironic, I know.” She giggled. “But, uh, not really. Company’d be nice!” x.com/fantasmicpuzzl…

“I’m not /always/ attached to him at the hip, ya’know. I dunno where he is at the moment.” x.com/fantasmicpuzzl…

“IT’S OFFICIALLY CHRISTMAS TIME! RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE FEELIN’ JOLLY!” Thrusts both hands up into the air.

// all of my dc accounts are now Christmas themed!

Grooooaaaans. “Where IS everybody! This gal needs entertainin’, and fast!”

Casually adjusts her Christmas sweater that she knitted herself. There are actual gingerbread cookies on it, as well as a few Christmas lights. x.com/minxgotclaws/s…

“You betcha, sugar! Anything for you!” x.com/sociopathlaugh…

“It’s like those internet videos of the cat an’ the roomba!” Chortles with laughter. x.com/gothamsvoleur/…

{ Starter for 𝓓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂. } Months of calculated planning and research had lead up to this moment. Harley felt her heart beating wildly in her chest. She peered around a street corner and locked her eyes on her target. “C’mon, Harl, you can do this.” She mumbled to »

𝓓𝒊𝒂𝒏𝒂. « herself after letting out a deep breath. “Okay.” She turned and darted out onto the sidewalk, headed straight for the Amazon... And tripped, falling flat on her face right in front of her. Oops.

“Y’know— the ones where they get all freaked out and jump higher than a skyscraper? Man, those are the best. Do you ever watch those cat videos, Selina?” Only she would ask that question. x.com/gothamsvoleur/…

“Whaddaya know? Batsy likes jokes!” x.com/ominouscowl/st…

“Awww, look at the lil puff ball! Everybody, isn’t he just the cutest thing? I’d murder for him.” x.com/catsu/status/9…

“Aw, gee— why not? It’s a time to celebrate yer loved ones!” x.com/azarathswitch/…