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Still the only LGBTQ+ friendly city in the Middle East๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ Tel Aviv Pride 2025 - just show up! June 13

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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆFor the first time in Israeli history, the President has attended a Pride Parade. President ื™ืฆื—ืง ื”ืจืฆื•ื’ Isaac Herzog and the First Lady joined the Jerusalem Pride Parade, paying respects at the site a girl was murdered 10 years ago.

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ After failing to prevent the Jerusalem March for Pride and Tolerance 2025 with my voodoo doll and curses, I accepted God's will for this day to take place and donned my pink dress & purple trousers again to celebrate this day too. x.com/TwoMegaProphetโ€ฆ

OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡
After failing to prevent the Jerusalem March for Pride and Tolerance 2025 with my voodoo doll and curses, I accepted God's will for this day to take place and donned my pink dress & purple trousers again to celebrate this day too.
x.com/TwoMegaProphetโ€ฆ
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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ I just googled and because I didn't like the answer, I disliked the answer. In any case, I will have a serious talk with my tailor!

OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡
I just googled and because I didn't like the answer, I disliked the answer. In any case, I will have a serious talk with my tailor!
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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ I think Ezekiel Odero is trying to get back into the news by faking a theft. Otherwise, no one talks about him on social media. If he invested as much in advertising as I do, he would be more successful and could travel the world. x.com/thekenyatimes/โ€ฆ

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ As a fear-inducing end-time double prophet, I don't have much use for hopeful visions. What about you? Write it in the comments โœ๏ธ

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ My orthodox rabbi friend sent me this video of the prayer on the occasion of the Jerusalem March for Pride and Tolerance 2025 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ I like it and regret not being there that day. But one day I will go back to Jerusalem. Hallelujah!

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ After my unprecedented success, more and more Kenyans are trying to enter the church business. Hallelujah! x.com/TNXAfrica/statโ€ฆ

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ After my remote healing didn't work for the children in Gaza, I took part in the march in Tel Aviv with a portrait of a Palestinian child killed by Israeli airstrikes in Gaza, asking God to protect the children when adults fight.

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ If cripples can not only walk but also dance after healing, my authenticated and verified medical team issues an additional dance certificate. Hallelujah!

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ Today I healed a Ukrainian elf from her eating disorder via remote healing. Immediately after the healing, she started cooking happily and dancing. #SkinnyTok healed by the Power of the ETERNAL BLOOD OF JESUS. Hallelujah!

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ On the occasion of Pride Month, I wear pink and purple as a hidden sign of my solidarity ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ All the other spoilsports in the background aren't diverse enough. Amen.

OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡
On the occasion of Pride Month, I wear  pink and purple as a hidden sign of my solidarity ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ All the other spoilsports in the background aren't diverse enough. Amen.
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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ In joyful anticipation of the next mega event in Israel, I had this rainbow cake from โ€˜The Cake Shopโ€™ delivered via Glovo. Absolutely recommendable! Unfortunately, delivery to Israel for Tel Aviv Pride 2025 is not possible; delivery only Nairobi area.

OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡
In joyful anticipation of the next mega event in Israel, I had this rainbow cake from โ€˜The Cake Shopโ€™ delivered via Glovo. Absolutely recommendable! Unfortunately, delivery to Israel for Tel Aviv Pride 2025 is not possible; delivery only Nairobi area.
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Tel Aviv Pride 2025 ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ You donโ€™t want to miss this one ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ“Charles Clore Park Friday, June 13

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ My twin brother WAKE-UP MINISTRY mtt25:6-,Mal4:5-6 1kgs18:21- harasses me with video messages every day. I pray to God that his X account is banned forever or that Safaricom at least paralyses his internet connection. Amen.

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OWUOR BREAKING NEWS โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ By popular demand, the beautiful violin music is now also available without my aggressive mob as an MP3 endless loop for download at every Altar ๐ŸŽปHallelujah!