Just seen a sign in ASDA saying Turkey £29. That's £400 cheaper than a Jet 2 holiday from Stansaid Airport. Bargain! 😆😆 #asda #Jet2holidays

Bit late to the party. Stansaid Airport has been doing this for ten years.

Think the Bryanair pilot forgot to flare on landing.

Sorry I haven't been posting/tweeting (delete as appropriate) on here much. I've been busy working on another project. I have an aviation enthusiast teddy bear that loves aeroplanes. Anywho, here is his page. I might let him loose on the twitter's too. facebook.com/share/17dUhr2r…

Health Alert: Travelling abroad? These are the dangerous bumps to look out for.

Did you know, the Canary Islands doesn't have any canaries on them. And the Virgin Islands, same thing. Not a single canary...

Nice to see RAF_Luton has kindly loaned Santa a new plane for Christmas 2025. It's currently in the hangar at Stansaid Airport being retrofitted with rest quarters for Santa and the reindeer. Racking for millions of presents is being stored in the hold. 📷 From a Canberra

A Ryanair Flight Attendant was fired today. Well, when I say fired, they tried, but his departure was delayed 4 times before being cancelled 5 minutes before he was supposed to go. We'll see you tomorrow then Nigel.

So the rumour of a new Carry on movie set at Stansaid Airport are true.

Fact: San Francisco airport has an anxiety therapy pig that is dressed in different costumes to help relieve stress in nervous passengers. We do a very similar thing here, except ours is dressed in a bun with egg, lettuce and tomato and is served with fries.

Airside ops have been testing the snow clearance teams at Stansaid Airport. Benny from maintenance got a bit bored and decided to doodle.

He should be glad he's not flying from Stansaid Airport. Nautica vs. Sizer: Epic fail! If it don't fit, you must... pay extra, thems the rules. Customer service rates: £2/tweet pity, £5 snark. Repost? Double whammy. Next fee: Eye contact? 🛫💸

Sleigh-Way to Ruin! Santa's Multi-Engine Mayhem! Santa botches multi-engine rating renewal from Stansaid Airport confuses reindeer thrust with elf exhaust! Sleigh spirals into Essex cottage. No injuries, but deliveries grounded; kids get IOUs. CAA: "Yule be fined!" #HoHoCrash

Move over Coca Cola, the WH Smith lorry is the festive highlight at Stansaid Airport.

We remember the 230 souls who died on Windsor Flight 114, 35 years ago today. The flight from Stansaid Airport to Washington Dulles on 24/12/90 was crashed by armed gunmen hijacking air traffic control. An off-duty LA Cop prevented further loss of life by stopping the terrorists.

So sweet. A little old lady was flying out to America to spend the New Year with family. She had excess luggage but not enough cash to pay for it. I just had to do something. So in no time at all we had her bags off the plane and helped her get a really good seat on the bus home.

Damn. Our TWA 'Heritage' range has come back with a slight typo. Hopefully no one will notice.

Since Stansaid Airport didn't win the 2025 award for best airport, they have decided to claim Sarfend airport as one of their own.

Special Business class seat Sale. Buy One Get 3 free on all flights departing from Stansaid Airport on the 29th, 30th, 31st and 32nd of February.