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MEET AAMON. Big minotaur cock. It on sale. You buy. It fuck you. Very good. Everyone happy. Let him wreck you F slurs. On a side not, I got the XL in for like 5 seconds before he shot straight out of me. 5 seconds of bliss ❤️

The Hand of God. That's right, big G. Don't be put off by the kinda creepily sized medium version. We weren't, not that much. Just a little. But even more excuse to get the true to size version and let them silicone fingers play your intestines like a lil harp 🪉

Say hello to the CUNT CLAW. That's right. Was it 16:30 on a Friday when we named this toy? Maybe. Maybe. The CUNT CLAW (lol) has a slightly narrower hand but his forearm is huge. Meaning you can get a moderatly wide 2nd ring stretch while your 1st ring gets absolutely deleted

HEAVEN'S GAPE. Like the suicide cult, except the only thing that's gonna get slayed here is your pussy 💅 Fun fact: We gave these to two very big analbuttwhores™ to try and they both said it was the most comfortable plug they'd ever used. Legally you have to buy one now.

But wait. There's more. Two new sizes of Jinn. We kept the height the same but expanding the widest point. He really does lock into you.

Two new sizes of Pegasus People often say; sure is a wacky coincidence that your toy is called Pegasus & the character looks just like Pegasus from the hit movie Hercules And to them we say. Yes. That is a coincidence Btw Pegasus is the most fuckable Di$ney character fight me

AND we have 40% off all our poppers. If Catholics get to have holy water then we get to have our Demon Jizz. Demon Jizz...wait a minute. That goes kinda hard. Demon Jizz Poppers cumming soon.

How I feels when I copy/pasta posts between twitter and bluesky.

🔥 OUR BIRTHDAY SALE IS NOW LIVE 🔥 ⛧ Up to 35% off toys ⛧ 40% off poppers ⛧ 40% off leather ⛧ 50% off underwear ⛧ 50% off lube Plus we've added two larger sizes to Jinn, intermediate & XXL Pegasus & launched 4 new toys, which I will now tweet about Ready to ship

Also minor typo. Pegasus was S, M, L He is now S, M, M/L, L, XL So if you're looking for the XXL it's actually the XL. Big dumb brain moment.