We had hoped that with age, our twins would learn to stop writing on walls. Instead they just spell better while doing it.

When the Grandparents take one of the twins for an overnight and we only have one at home. We feel like super parents. Cakewalk.

Back-to-school question. Place twins in the same class or not? goo.gl/9fALi

A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins.

When one of our 5 year old twins says to the other, "hey I've got an idea" I don't know if I should smile at the... fb.me/14Ll3l6gN

Our kids deal in the currency of hugs, kisses and Crayon drawings.

While out to dinner this evening, B raised a fork over her head and pronounced, "For the honor of Preschool, I am She-Ra!"

We thought the size of our house was just right, then we had twins.

Are your twins best friends? Do they hang out together on the playground at school? What can we as parents do to... fb.me/2OvUcBW5A

It isn't Christmas until you've woken up in a cold sweat realizing you forgot to move Elf on the Shelf.

A Christmas tree with two tops would help to avoid the "I want to put the star on" argument. Instead, we just do it twice.

Keep your friends close and your sister closer.

The universal unit of time in our house is the "wake-up." As in, "how many more wake-ups until it's the weekend Daddy?"

Getting your identical twins mixed up as newborns is perfectly fine as long as you do it an even number of times.

At some point there is a realization that having twins isn't the miracle, maintaining sanity for the next 18 years is.

When is Living Social or Groupon going to have pre-school "two for one" deals?

When is Living Social or Groupon going to have a pre-school "two for one" deal?

Some parents feel sympathy for their child after dropping off at pre-school. I feel sympathy for the pre-school staff.

In our house, a vote to raise the debt ceiling is among the easiest to pass.