This is outstanding - mr lawsuit, who celebrated pre-trial rulings as though they were total victories, now calls legal defeats a "declaration by a court". I'm sure if he had won he'd have framed it in the same way...

Poor love is about five years too late to jump on the Calvin Ayre gravy train. Gavin Mehl was closer but still missed his grip - this new cult member can only see the steam as it chugs its way round the bend.

Looks like #faketoshi volume 2 is going to need some edits... We are all, and I say this with the deepest sincerely, chocked.

Have a listen, and enter our competition to win one of several free copies of the #faketoshi vol 1 audiobook on #Audible

Well I did not have this on my bingo card for 2025 but I am SO here for it. This is like an Escher staircase of twats.

Have I got a story for you... #faketoshi

This says everything. 33%. Epic.

Craig is asking his followers if they know of any PhD supervisors in a very specific branch of physics. 33% of them believe the Earth is flat. For the avoidance of doubt, he's just showing off, not actually asking.

Someone's soul isn't being saved, then...

Love it!

No, you're not going crazy. We see it too.

Jesus Christ, we've now got CraigGPT in song form. What have we done to deserve this?

#EGYZIM UK commentator is absolutely atrocious. Feels like he has to fill every second with talking, but just waffles about nothing and talks himself into cul de sacs. Where did they find him?

If you're feeling down for whatever reason this Christmas, you could always be downer. Have a good one #faketoshi fans

Sometimes I forget the similarities between the #BSV community and the #hex community, but they really are one and the same. Funny thing is, each thinks the other is being scammed!

Oh for the love of...

Sent my proposal for my next book off to a selection of agents today. I hope to cover the Zhimin Qiang Bitcoin laundering case. Metropolitan Police have already agreed to interviews. Fingers crossed! fullycrypto.com/guilty-verdict…

Craig's new life as a farmer is going so well that he's planning to leave the continent. Looks like yet another success to add to the books. So much winning.