HE IS RISEN!!

Tough wordle

I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.

Nick Newman had replied to a tweet a few weeks back asking me what movies I would recommend. I told him to try The Unknown with Lon Chaney and go from there.

There’s a movie about me opening soon called A Complete Unknown (what a title!). Timothee Chalamet is starring in the lead role. Timmy’s a brilliant actor so I’m sure he’s going to be completely believable as me. Or a younger me. Or some other me. The film’s taken from Elijah

You guys see these mall Santas? Fucking posers, am I right?

Do not worry friends! I am on the job to make sure your holiday packages get to you in time.

just overheard two guys compare how long their podcasts are 😬😬😬

Bezos had to postpone his rocket launch, insisting he has never had issues getting it up

Netanyahu stopped the Gaza ceasefire deal after he googled ‘what is a ceasefire’

Pictured: the United States applying tariffs

sam bennettict arnold

Dude, where’s Makar?

JMOH CANADA 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

Untitled, by Joan Mitchell, 1992, 📸 via Dimitri Filipovic

Op-Ed : “Say what you will about us, at least we never blew a 27 point lead,” by Auston Matthews #CanadaVotes #cdnpoli

Heard the sad news about Brian today and thought about all the years I’ve been listening to him and admiring his genius. Rest in peace dear Brian.

Why does Columbo wear a rain coat? He lives in L.A.

Canada Post looking to end home delivery, citing why bother when nobody afford homes

As a lifelong Red Sox fan, I am delighted the Yankees now have plenty of time for golf.