Told my daughter my rap name is mami2broke and im in love with bbno$ and together we make super cringe poor parents to her, our bblotsa$

I love all my online friends!!!!

Im getting ready to market and promote my upcoming novel, plz follow me on socials so that my publishers don't think im a loser

I love to mutter to myself "What the fuck is wrong with these people" when I look at random ass posts on Instagram meanwhile I make random ass posts on Instagram

What is Little Spoons about? Glad you asked. Part 1: Be gay, solve crime Part 2: Be gay, do crime

The rich are inventing frivolous ways to waste money in a world where most people can't afford bread

Another beautiful day to not be an American

Is loving chicken hearts and gravy a newfie thing or does everyone yearn for this

I am being bombarded with content about PPs wife against my will

Ok, watched sinners. That was fuckin siiiiiiiiick

Im tired of explaining that im single because im perfect and people just find that intimidating about me, why yes I was the type of girl who thought the bullies were just jealous of her in high school how could you tell?

Men think its an insult to tell a woman that she'll end up alone because men don't know how to exist without a woman to take care of them, thats why they dont understand that alone is the most peaceful and enjoyable life a woman can have, I ain't leaving that for a mediocre man

Gossip should be one of the love languages

Why is slush a Christmas drink. Thats a summer drink if I ever had one

Gonna catfish so many guys with 'Link in bio' but instead of an onlyfans its to pre-order my book

It has unfortunately come to my attention that I have a crush because everytime i make this man laugh I feel like a gazillion dollars so I cant stop cracking the worst jokes imaginable all for the smile and chuckle of someone's stupid son

Ah my ears! Why is Jojo siwa accosting my brain with such a deplorable bastardization of "Betty Davis eyes" I may never recover

Corner brook problems