david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

These last 60 seconds shouldn't change anything. Holland still has to go.

Me and the fellas heading down to Oilers HQ this morning

How do you write an article headlined by how the Oilers are falling apart, single out a young d-man on a bridge deal for his bad contract while he's producing and not giving up a ton of shots, and then not mention any of the 0.863 goalies or the GM by name?

😢😢😢

I could give you 1,000 tries to guess how Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car accident and you wouldn’t get it right

They chased him with a helicopter for a missing bicycle light?

The puck is on Ceci's stick right here. You'd never guess where it ends up.

Shit.

That's nice for them, but Ken Holland has a copy of the NHL Guide and Record Book. So we're doing just fine ourselves.

As Edmonton advances to the Stanley Cup Final, let's not forget to thank the two people most responsible for them not making it there sooner. Unbelievable.

Find a more patriotic milk drinker. I'll wait. #patriotmilk

On top of the offer sheets, the McDavids wedding photos were downgraded to Vogue AUSTRALIA. All time bad day here.

You know what they say - "loose blow holes get more holes"