she pulling my pork in ways that should be haram

Director of HR (72 y/o old man) just told me I look tired and asked if I “had rough night at hump junction”

Emma Frost after hitten me with that Snowbunny Mindcontrol

I am all for gender equality. So ladies, why don’t YOU drink 18 beers tonight and dm ME at 2am

the vatican notifying everyone they selected a new pope

If you are a man that has friends and is normal your role models are probably your dad and ryan gosling

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God forgive me for the pain I’ve caused

most serious wedding ever (Harrison Cake) ft. Frozen 🥶 Exo yusuke (nursing arc) michael Adam 🎷 Bone will ✩trash star Kyle 🌸 P3NGU1N Connor “Cdaps” D’Apollonio Ben

Call me Osama the way I Bin Ballin’ Congrats Harrison And Sarina

Some locals in the Swiss city of Bern invented a unique way to travel from their offices to their homes during hot summer days: by swimming and rafting in the currents of the Aare River.

How tf is ubisoft letting me run rampant in console lobbies on PC