Found this old souvenir t-shirt recently... #iykyk

English side ruined. Must use French instructions...

absolutely everyone who complains "you can pay to get an edge on standardized tests!" has zero zero zero retort to the part where you can pay to gain an edge on every other "softer" admissions strategy (except now it costs even more)

But that's precisely the demographic I'd expect to watch "Garfield and Friends". Also, you're welcome. #nytcrossword

focus goups, can't beat em

LEAKED SELTZER POLL La croix 42% San peligrino: 40% Perrier 12% Other 6% MOE +/- 6.9%

screech of laughter at the hot Jeopardy winner’s spelling of “Tinder”

.Maxine Waters: "This is the first time we've met, is that correct?" Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent: "No, ma'am. We actually met one New Year's Eve in the Bahamas." Rep. Waters: "Why don't I remember that?" Sec. Bessent: "You were much better at the electric slide than I was."

The 3rd or 4th worst thing about this show is that if it were *somehow* made today for FOX, you know they'd be playing for $250k.

― Ray Bradbury, The Lake

shooters shoot 🤷🏿‍♂️

oh hell yeah

I remember the girl I went to senior prom with somehow found his home phone number and address (and called him!). npr.org/2025/11/07/nx-…

You can have all the money in the world, but if you don't have your health, you're broke. I came from an unhealthy background (overweight, family history of heart disease and diabetes) and over the past decade have reduced my "health system" to a few critical things that works

A haircut you can set your watch to 👌

My worlds colliding

incredible things are happening on the Marriott subreddit