The face of a 191 year old tortoise, the oldest known living land animal.

Men are ridiculous they seriously trying to start a conversation on my items for sale on offer up. Like wtf. Don’t waste my fucking time.

The Disney store was my first job 😭🤍

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Finally having a good decent room mate move in that’s about his priorities & is responsible!

I love the fact that finally we have someone responsible but I also hate the fact we have to live with someone haha!

It is what it is and it’s only for a year 🥲

Airlines will now have to pay automatic refunds for canceled, delayed flights and lost bags

I love when men get called men by literal children and they go home and cry about it 😂😂

Grand Theft Auto G59 edition for PS2

I think once you’ve experienced narcissistic abuse, you become very sensitive to manipulation tactics and how people casually bend reality to fit their narrative. And it’s so common and normalized it’s kinda scary

When I have something for sale on offer up and I put price is firm for that item I always get people that message me what’s the lowest I can do & I always hit them back what’s the highest they can do & they never respond LMAO 🤣

Call me old school but shorts under a dress or skirt on a child is a must!

Shout out to men who haven’t felt okay lately but still get up everyday and refuse to quit, Stay strong kings.

Y’all ever have those moots who are friendly to you but you’re pretty sure they secretly don’t like you very much lol

So much to do to prep for my baby’s arrival but all I want to do is sleep or eat 🤣

I wish the cheat code MOTHERLOAD worked in real life like it does in Sims 🤥

don’t attack me bc this is my PERSONAL OPINION but mannn how glorious the last week has been not having to stress about working! i’ve been cleaning, doing laundry, redecorating, allll day long to do ‘em! SAHM’s will never convince me this is harder than working. never. 😭😭