My death star tea infuser broke, so my wife bought me the grim steeper. Adam Chester 🏴‍☠️ how long should I microwave the water for?

I had to say goodbye to the best damn dog I’ve ever had. I am going to miss you so much, Ruger. There was nothing better than coming home to you dancing on my toes and mooing like a cow. 😭

Are you interested in incorporating Large Language Models (LLMs) into app tests yet lack the tooling to get you there? In our new #blog, App Security Practice Lead Geoff Walton walks through how to start using effective #LLM attacks today. Read it now! hubs.ly/Q0375WpK0

It ain’t pretty, but I’m finally under a 15min mile. I don’t think I’ll ever be in sub 7min miles like I was in high school, but my goal is to hit 10min or less.

When the dog isn’t allowed to beg at the table, and the cat isn’t allowed on the table while you eat, they both sulk in the corner together.

My leg fell asleep 10 minutes ago. My coffee is running low, and I could use a bathroom break. At what point is it acceptable to disturb the feline overlord?

I’m still trying to figure out why the cat gets more of the bed than the dog.

Asking ChatGPT to roast Zoom bc of the recent outage did not disappoint. “In summary: Zoom is a necessary evil, but so is duct tape on a jet engine. Reliable? Occasionally. Enjoyable? Only if you hate yourself. Endearing? Only if you think prison is cozy.”

It never gets old seeing these two sharing the dog bed.

New sticker to add to the laptop

Saw this neon sign and had to get it. Maybe one day I’ll take the time to turn my office into a cyberpunk hangout.

I put together a burp extension and example API for demonstrating self-signed JWTs using X509 certificates. Check it out!

No, I just want an ack of them

The wife and I decided we needed matching tattoos this weekend

Hey little buddy. I’m gonna need you to not be at face height on my back door. Kthanksbye

Join us for an exclusive live Discord session on September 25 at 11:00AM with Senior Security Consultants Whitney Phillips and Kurt! This month's AMA is mobile app testing. Find our Discord invite on our website and be sure to bring your questions! trustedsec.com/about-us/event…

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This cat is a whole mood tonight, and I’m here for it. Can someone get me a beverage? I’m stuck here for a while.

Talk nerdy with me, or just come chill. I love talking mobile apps!