She sat up all the sudden inside her box. “DID I TOUCH BOOBS IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION?”

She’s draining lake water out of her pores and recovering. Sorry, folks.

“Shhh, I’m tanning.”

She never lectured nobody bitch she just offers people condoms

“THAT’S NOT A FUCKING—OH MY GOD, GIMME THAT.”

“SEE? THIS SHIT’S WHY DUMB KIDS ARE GETTING PREGNANTS.” She waved the condom in front of Uso. “Ugh. Whatever.”

STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF TWITTER RP, OCTOMOM x.com/cingciseach/st…

Ⓐ NO NATIONS NO BORDERS Ⓐ

“Hey, don’t worry, Uso! Pokemon Anatomy teacher number 1 is still gonna be there! .....I’ll also be part of security, since I don’t trust whoever else gets hired.”

i’m almost thirty

Damn y’all think you can still misbehave??

Hmm ok nvm

Pruning shears. Was Lillian no more useful than an old tree limb? Sure, it would all grow back, but not if the culprit intended to sink the box Lillian was confined to. “......didn’t even get to say goodbye. Goddamn it. Circe. Don’t you dare forget to watch your back.”

<Message not delivered. ❌>

She may be sunken to the bottom of the lake in a metal crate, but she senses bullshit and is disappointed.

“Someone’s picking on my boys. I need out of here ASAP.”

THUMP. ....... “Well, I tried. Guess I’ll die.”

"It's now or never.....!" Having been sunken at the bottom of the lake for quite some time, Lillian started thrashing around inside the crate once again. Her limbs had grown back. "Boss, don't give up on me....!"

Her claws snapped in pieces against the inside of the crate after one too many tries. Lillian clenched her eyes shut, trying not to sob.....