Just had coffee at STARBUCKS and it was TERRIBLE nothing like the coffee at TIM HORTONS!! SAD!

We’re building the WALL and SCARBOROUGH is going to PAY for it!

I INVITED John Tory out for FAJITAS at sneaks with Doug and I but he DECLINED!! LOSER! just SAD!

The CN tower, as far as IM concerned is STILL the TALLEST freestanding building in the WORLD!! The BIGGEST! It’s HUGE!!

Just had a meeting with Drizzy about him becoming a GLOBAL ambassador for TRUMP tower in TORONTO. He REFUSED!!! LOSER!

It's official: Toronto trump's truffles are to die for. And so is the rest of this posh luxury hotel dld.bz/dzjfH