Eric (aka the “smart one”) is still jealous because Ivanka got all of Daddy’s lap time

Yeah, you tell them…you late, late two minute segment FOX “News” contributor!

Just like Gunther Needledick has no bidness representing wh!te trash MAGAts on X.

Wow! Look at Elise! Such a well thought out and brilliant repost caption. Thanks for taking all the time it took to come up with such a witty remark! I think you won X tonight brainiac Stefanik! Keep up the meh work!

…and still gagged. LOVE this accountability!

Posting photos of Trump at his worst has become a hobby of mine

Even the Grand Wizard of MAGA is tired of MAGA.

#MAGACultMorons

Not the face of a relaxed, stress-free individual. I love it!

#TrumpIsACriminal

Trump, looking like a bloated puffer fish outside the courtroom today.

Trump doesn’t completely understand the conversations of the bright people in the courtroom anyway, so just let the idiot sleep. It keeps baby quiet and less cranky. They can change his diaper later.

#TrumptyDiaperDumpty

The Chair of the House Oversight Committee has sooo much evidence against Biden, but he refuses to go public with details? Going out on a limb here, but they got nothin’!

Just more pathetic “representation” in the MAGA world. If the facts don’t fit the narrative, just lie.

Wait…I thought the Righties DON’T want dudes to play dress up?

My hand is the yellow one…the one raised the highest

Comedy good!

Since we’re requesting things that we’ll never get…I want to see:
1. Trump lie counter
2. Trump face shade color indicator - like weather icons
3. Trump word mispronounciation chiron
4. Trump daily diaper count as a measure of his stress given more terrible revelations about him

“My father needs immunity because he is a serial white collar criminal”

“Also, I like dudes…have you seen my ‘wife’ Larry…um, sorry, Lara”

-E. Trump (the “smart” one)

Oh No! So sorry, my condolences Leo. You have been kissing Trump’s a$$ almost non-stop publicly on X for MONTHS, and now he has scheduled a meeting with DeSanctimonious? I am so sorry that you never even came close to being a Trump VP choice.

Like the Russian Pee-Pee tape, except this time with females.

EXCELLENT question!