#TwoThingsAtOnce

Remember when I pinned you in 27 seconds in high school and you cried?

Honestly, how big of flat out fucking moron do you have to be to want this giant fucking loser to be the president?

The Inversion’s Here.

Trump is going deaf. Just one more thing to go: ✔️ Deaf ✔️ Dumb Blind

I know, you were expecting him to just grab her by the you-know-what.

What is the difference between this and the ramblings of that guy on the corner that forces you to cross to the other side of the street?

Good one!

Why would they put Trump’s father for the image? 🤔

Mispronouncing Kamala Harris' name combines two of the Republican Party's favorite things: racism and illiteracy.

She did it: Kamala Harris called for a ceasefire while also saying she believes Israel has the right to defend itself. And also properly called Hamas a terrorist organization. She balanced it also by honoring the victims in Gaza as well. Perfectly done.

Stuck the landing.

,la

The Electoral College is DEI for rural white folks.

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

Trump Debate Team: stay calm, focused, stay on policy, stay serious, focused Trump: they are eating dogs

Need to name my band. Need something topical:

OUT OF OFFICE NOTICE: I will be away from my desk for the next 48+ months and have limited access to phone, email, text, tv, and radio, as well as ham radio, electrical telegraph, smoke signal and even 2 Dixie cups attached by a string. But most especially… politics. Goodnight.