Midfield: Kurt Watts AKA: Truk Butcher. Could’ve made it pro but turned to lager. Can run faster than a bullet from a gun. Chin. Kurt

When you're supposed to be a mature adult but still cry with laughter at farts. FLEUR EAST #ImACeleb

If you remember this video you're eligible for a pension😂

Need to get shagged

*RESULT* We progress to the next round where we will play Winchester City FC. Credit to Evil_sway_FC for their industry and endeavour, they never stopped. INFINITY FC 6-2 Evil_sway_FC Goals :- Kurt watts x3 Jamie white x2 Wayne boud MOTM :- Jamie white #UTI

*RESULT* We traveled with just 13 players today which ended up with us playing the last 25 with 10 men, but we still won to progress to the next round. SANDOWN 3-6 INFINITY FC Goals : Kurt Watts x3 Dan Phillips x2 Jamie white MOTM : Kurt watts #UTI

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A guy crying on the ferry coz he is too drunk has made my night 😂

Mark Wright, take a bow. vine.co/v/iY0XJxul2UV

.Jack Wilshere

Getting head butted for no reason tops the night off 😂

Come and meet…Zac Efron Tweets Zac is part of the ensemble and will make his West End debut in lynne phillips 👞 #TheMenof42ndStreet

Hello sailor Connor Evans

Thinking about getting a chin reduction 🤔

Could really do with a phat spliff rn😈

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Just had the best sex ever in zante 💦😈🍆👅

I miss zante sex