Remember when people would say, “we can put our long, national nightmare of ______ behind us,” and it was because they wanted to make a joke?

Listen, this is important: It’s Friday

Worthy new owner

I think I said something about Trapper Keepers awhile back — I barely tend to or remember Twitter anymore — but if i did and if you remember it maybe you will be interested to know that the inventor died: nytimes.com/2022/08/25/us/…

I’d say that print is not dead, but this is the digital cover

Welp. Twitter. What a monstrosity.

The only queens I bow to are the ones of the mountains, and the ones who rule together out of Philly

Someone called my mobile by mistake and I can’t stop laughing about their VM

How long until someone throws soup on a gravel bike?

Or: 7 out of 10 drivers believe bikes belong on the roads

Our friend Charles Pelkey, journo & original Live Update Guy, is in the fight of his life. He’s been through 25 hrs of surgery w/more to come. Check out the link. Maybe donate. Share for sure! Thanks @danWuori William Fotheringham David Walsh Bill Strickland gofund.me/d09bc645

The chaos of the horse on course, the solo break, the team tactics breaking down and coming together!

Team orders or duke it out?

“You just won Strade Bianche” “Oh, okay.”

“The last climb doesn’t lie” —Demi Vollering

Disappointed that the dust clouds keep hiding the denim shorts

Love the Giro. But all about Vollering v van Vleuten this morning

welp