Let’s fucking go coin toss champions baby! #DawgPound

You’re either eating hot dogs with me or eating hot dogs against me

it’s been 2 decades and i have yet to see a smoother transition

Yup… best 1 yet 5 Big Booms here… maybe even 6

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If I could drive drunk in one place it would be radiator springs. Change my mind.

Fuck that rat fuck

“coca cola can clean rust off a car” ok? good. i don’t want rust in my stomach

Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne has died age 76 The band performed their final show earlier in July

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

Legend. Icon. History-Maker. @flash_garrett sets a new league record for sacks in a single season

We heard you really like Busch Light Apple (we really do read the comments) 😏 ​ Coming back SOON for a limited time only

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

BREAKING — Ser Aaron of House Judge has been exiled to Essos after once again failing to deliver during the last stand of a battle. A fellow knight was overhead stating “Not since Stannis himself fumbled the Blackwater has a battle failiure rang so severe.” (via Joffrey Passan)

You reckon you could light a buzzball on fire and just lob it at people like you’re the green goblin with his pumpkin bombs

大暴れしてデールを称えろ！！ あのホモのジェフ・ゴードンに勝ち目なんてねえぞ！！