Headed north, car jacked GMC Yukon.

Shhhh, we are on a secret mission, but still need to get the snacks from the Vertiport.

We are on the case, but all secret like…

Citywide 85!

Nice. I see a new 407GXi up tonight. My work is done here…

Gary hit that switch again, so have fun tracking us while it lasts. Although, have to ask, but does everyone like the name we punched in? TROY! I think the #1 is implied 😂

Hi Chicago!

Let me start this tweet with - I’m a helicopter - and as such have tried to remain apolitical and simply existed to call out our collective efforts to curb crime in the city of Chicago. We’ve seen success, we’ve seen failure, and we know we can do better. I’d be remiss if I

The number of legal scholars and constitutional law experts on X has risen exponentially in the last few weeks. Glad to see so many experts opining on current events, but it feels like we need to bring back Schoolhouse Rock. We are not a monarchy, autocratic regime, or

I think we should go with Plan B here, that bombing run has a much lower chance for collateral damage and civilian casualties. Also makes better use of our regional assets…oh wait, my bad, wrong text chain.

While we’ve been flying all over Chicago on this mission, I’d be remiss if I didn’t post this meme…

Hilarious. I’ve seen his talks at Blackhat and Defcon, used his tools to break SSL on a WiFi Pineapple. This guy knows his shit and always has…and yes, helicopters can intercept your WiFis. Deal with it.

Man did we miss the Vertiport vending machines 😂. Good to be back!

Phil forgot to hit that switch, so we’re visible, for now…

We’ll be back after this short commercial break.

Just a helicopter here with a reminder - be careful who you take advice from. Immunity does not apply to unlawful acts. It never has, and hopefully never will, as we are rightfully bound by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.