Get your tickets on Eventbrite

By 2046 I’ll have enough money to buy the naming rights and have the Celtics play in the TB Garden

An update on my race with Damion Lillard to see who is the greatest blazer of all time

Red hair and body dysmorphia make you feel like

No one told me my audio job was actually listening to peoples problems

I went a whole summer without a tweet getting more than 10 favs but my mental health has been thriving.
Definitely not worth it

Ok personally Im about 8 years late and comedy career wise Im 5 years late but follow my comedy Instagram IG Troy Burditt so comics and audience members can finally stop telling me 'how do you not have an IG' and 'No I wont follow you on twitter'

A comedy show you can smoke weed inside the venue pinch me I’m high and dreaming

This is great as long as they don’t put Jaylen Brown in the trade package again

If you tell me “you look like an AV guy” before 9am I will not tell you which one is the HDMI port on your laptop

“I should start tweeting more again” is this a “good move for comedy” or me going through all my options to get more attention

I don’t remember if I use twitter when I’m depressed or happy so I’m posting my dates very neutrally come to show if you want

psa #giveitback

I am also 25 with zero nba championships so we all have hope

Booked a tattoo appointment during half time

I wrote my weekend comedy dates on Smarts hand and then JB asked where I’d be
Come chill go Celtics

My special has been out for one month today and it’s been so nice to have it out in the world. Thanks to everyone for sharing it and watching it. I feel like this is a boring post but it really means a lot. Thank you ❤️🚐🤠

My mom-“This is a big show?”
Me-“We’ll I’m breaking out my new Garfield hoodie so what do you think?”

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