in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

But remember, she lost because she went too far left 🫠

On the other hell site

We already know it’s Country Roads.

Rizwan: Did you hear something? Zampa: You are appealing for everything? Rizwan: Should I take the review? Zampa: Yes, you should - Rizwan takes the review and DRS says Not-out. RIZWAN 🤝 ZAMPA 😄🔥

AFLW friends, let me know if you’re on the blue app. I want to move fully over there rather soon and you’re one of the only things left tethering me to this mess.

Time for the Brisbane Lions to level up

Finally, the first good argument for the social media ban.

His attempt to redefine ‘woke’ fits under his definition of ‘woke’. These are not serious people and we should never treat them as such.

It’s all they have.

On one hand, Swanny wouldn’t forget us when making key decisions. On the other, we need him.

April 1 is month.

Just like how they earned all those prime time slots in the back half of last season? Maybe the AFL wouldn’t be so reliant on the big 4 for ratings if they gave other teams a turn.

I see two of the teams with four Friday games didn’t make the top 4. Good to know the league will continue to reward mediocrity at the expense of letting other teams grow.

Oh hey, it’s like how my marriage ended! Sure is nice to be belittled for trying to include someone in things.

They did grow up. That’s why he was omitted.

I’m no expert but I can see the direct, uninterrupted line from where America is to Reagan. Shit, even Nixon and JFK jr.

Short kings

Has he apologised? Was he any good in a media role? I’d love for Cary to move on with his life. Move on away from the public light and football in general.