It's supposed to be Mid-Autumn Festival, not fucking "Hottest Day of the Year Festival". ffs. 🥵

Nothing warms the cockles of non-Victorians than an all non-Victorian final. But Victorians can take solace in the fact that South Melbourne and Fitzroy will face off in a grand final for the first time in 125 years. #AFLGF

Maybe the bloke who was going to spend US$50 million just lost his job? 🤷‍♂️

"Hey Siri, show me a picture that is representative of the taxi industry in Hong Kong"

I do not want tofu in my latte, thanks very much Starbucks.

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Trouser snake meet trouser rat.

We found the fossils in 2013, but we were too busy with other work • Chinese Academy of Sciences professor Zhao Qi: Fossils, when discovered, should be excavated as soon as possible to avoid further weathering and erosion scmp.com/news/hong-kong…

🇭🇰🦕 The dinosaur fossils discovered in Hong Kong were initially found in 2013, but authorities only sent them to experts for analysis 11 years later due to “work priorities”, the head of the heritage office has said.

Mister Donuts? More like "missed an hour of my life"...

Sweary Aaron approves of this ̴m̴e̴s̴s̴a̴g̴e language.

Is it because they got more electoral college votes than the other person? Wild guess I know, I didn't bother reading the articles.

Haven't we suffered enough this year?

Hmm, turns out I was right.

It's bad enough when parents say their child is "38 months old", but what the hell is this?!?!??

Thursday morning at Tamar... John Lee: "Kevin, you've got one last chance to do something or you're fired!" Kevin Yeung: "We have a giant red ball."

They're gonna flog this horse until it turns into glue.

He must have been exceptionally bad for someone from Hong Kong to complain about the driving given, you know, the driving standards here... thestandard.com.hk/breaking-news/…

Sub-optimal place to riot to be honest.