Top 5 Favorite Melee players of all time: 1. Hungrybox 2. Axe 3. Wizzrobe/n0ne 4. Abate (RIP) 5. Sixx Honorable Mentions: Fly Amanita, Franz Man, I love Melee lol

TORYAH!!

Random Melee thoughts: -Wish I could main like 5 characters, this game is so fun -Slippi killed smashfests. Seriously miss the in-person experience and don’t want to have to pay to go to an event just for friendlies -I’ve always used an OEM w/o mods. Just feels right to me

M2K coaching Hbox to 2nd place and double eliminating the 1st seed says 2 things to me: 1. Hbox is still a god at Melee 2. M2K is still a god at Melee

My love language is really wanting friends badly but not knowing how to make them and constantly pushing people away and isolating myself because I’ve been burned so many times 🫠 And I guess being sober in this kind of society doesn’t help my case either 🙃

Playing Metal Gear Rising makes me feel like I live a boring life by day and a hardcore life by night

Rest.

I’m the cool dude that plays Zelda at work during down time. Normie Candy Crush players can’t compare 💁‍♂️

Best 2D Mario Best 3D Mario Best Mario Kart Best Mario RPG What are yours?

Won doubles but Fox continues to be a thorn in my side in singles. Felt sluggish today. Might need to shake some nerves off from not competing consistently for awhile. Y’all haven’t seen what I’m capable of yet.

Won doubles for the second week in a row, but got 9th again in singles. Fuck Fox. That is all.

fuck sheik

Never was a great friend. I think I’m at least a decent partner, a hard worker/good employee, and a great cat owner, but I never figured out how to be a good friend. I hope I can figure that out someday since there are some awesome people in my life that I want to be closer to 🙏

In a weird mood where I feel like playing Ultimate and maining Peach again 🤔

One of the greatest edits of our time 😂

My future in competitive Melee. TL;DR on the bottom of the second photo. See you all in June.

This is a painful reminder that dental care isn’t part of mainstream healthcare in America and that most basic health insurances don’t cover dental care. Take care of your teeth, people. Blood vessels and nerves are connected to the roots of your teeth. Neglect can be serious!!

Slowly turning my girlfriend into a nerd by having her play Zelda and watch Avatar Couldn’t get her into Melee though RIP

Zero motivation to play Melee. Life has been terrible lately. I hate moving and I hate not having any time to myself. My body feels like it’s falling apart.