never met a problem i couldn't make worse

had a real shit week but they sure have always been happy to see me

Jimmy buffet didn’t die for you to be sober on Labor Day

If you’re out on a boat today, I hope you step on a lego

looking for a good condition Ford 7.3 truck

tis the season fucker 2 more months till this is my view every damn day

New Leather from SixGunLeather shop ur local farmers market

you know why i don’t date because they always blame everything on my drinking

Tis the season

don’t mind my chicken handling this mfer gave me shit to catch

Nope. Transwomen are not women and are, in fact, biological males.

i know it’s only 10 am but i could really go for a beer

no you’re still wrong there bud.

the perfect find!

I am Clay. Clay is me.

on the job

the urge to go back to being a natural brunette is so real but i can’t let go of my blonde