Ka Ching

What was smalls thinking using his step dads babe Ruth signed baseball

Sorry babe, I’m listing to the ghost of babe Ruth fire me up to write a geology 101 paper

Chipotle employs some of the most retarded people I’ve had to converse with in my entire life.

Saw a Spotify wrapped post today, the caption read “not even surprised” like what do you mean, you shouldn’t be at all. It’s YOUR music listens idiot.

Little does Oneida know I run the smallest burner account here.

Tailgating at Lambeau field doesn’t even feel real. I don’t remember a single thing after 4:00. December 7th didn’t happen in my books, and you can’t tell me otherwise. #GoPackGo

If my life depended on it I could land a plane

How am I suppose to work full time when every kid I work with is going to have front ched. #nuke #frontcheddar #shrink

What a great semester, had lots of fun and did as little as possible for anything that involved a classroom. Going to have hypothetical conversations with myself the next 4 hours.

2025 Golf Wrapped # rounds: 27 Low: 74 (31 putts) High: 94 Avg: 83.4 Handicap Change: 12.6 to 7.7

What a joke Fliff casino is, I can’t believe you took my free dollar of the day off 2 .50c bets on blackjack. #fliff #rigged

My favorite thing to do recently is claim the free 1$ on Fliff, and make a dumpster fire of a parlay that pays out +1000$

I’m not a huge coffee shop guy, but if they added live blackjack tables I would be way more inclined to go. Is this a thing already?

I have won this Sunday

Jarry through the house on #LetsGoPens

Crosby with the most Crosby goal ever. This guy is just an all time pro, a sous chef if you would to direct the pill like that. No diddy #LetsGoPens

Cha Ching dumpnchase Danger

Weekend spread. what a loser

Mitch Marner has been reborn, biggest goal in his career.