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@GoddessOfH20 *furrows his brow, passing you the bowl of candy* What's the matter?

@GoddessOfH20 *blinks* Uh. Well, let me tell you, it's not all that hard to find around here. Ask anyone.

@GoddessOfH20 *snorts, shaking his head* Doesn't sound like it. Then again, it's been a long time since I went looking for it myself...

@GoddessOfH20 *grins sheepishly* I really don't. I tend to piss pretty much everyone off.

@GoddessOfH20 *waggles his eyebrows* Guilty as charged. But I only deliberately piss off the ones I hate. *tilts his head* Any preferences?

@GoddessOfH20 *chuckles* That's a good way to be. But you gotta have /some/ standards, or at least an idea of what you don't like.

@GoddessOfH20 *nods* That seems pretty safe. There's none that have taken you up on it?

@GoddessOfH20 *shakes his head, patting your shoulder* You're not a leper. Guys can just be picky assholes sometimes, I think.

@GoddessOfH20 *ruffles your hair* Don't worry so much. Any guy would be lucky to have you, even just for that. They're just slow.

@GoddessOfH20 *crosses his arms* Don't make me prove it.

// The sleep, she calls. Clingy. #Offline

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