I’m claustrophobic please 😂😂

1 spoon of ewedu for 3 Amala? Yep! I’ll be mad too🥲

Tried Colombian coffee today. I might actually like coffee now.🌝

Motivational quotes don’t really land until you’ve felt the weight of being broke or mentally exhausted. Love quotes don’t truly resonate until your heart has been shattered and you’re forced to sit with the silence of what you’ve lost. So basically everything makes sense when

I don’t know if it’s the new iOS update I did first or the x update i did afterwards.. Why’s the night mode on x soooo dark rn? 🥲

It’s just Zero degrees in most parts of Ontario today.. Extend the Valentine’s Day love to your vehicles & wash off all that winter grime & road salt residue you’ve been driving around with😏

I remember saving some of my lunch break money for a whole term just to buy one cuz my dad was saying he’d only get us one if either me or my brothers took 1st that school year…me wey I know say we fit no smell 3rd! Still carry am reach house finish this man seized it..I

It’s giving Nons miraj when her BBL wasn’t balanced 😑

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That throttle-finger itch that every biker gets towards the end of winter🥲

It takes a serious lack of integrity & self-awareness to publicly criticize APC govt online, only to turn around & openly declare support for them.. All these so-called Nigerian “celebrities” and influencers, have you people no shame at all?! 😑 What’s even more disappointing

Arsenal fans know they’re doomed to bottle the lead. Another successful hate watch done🤝🙂‍↔️

The CAD x Naira exchange rate has not been this low since I left Abegistan.. city boys doing all they best to look good for elections?🥲

I wonder if its normal to enjoy my own company this much, to genuinely prefer being alone, go out alone even with the availability of options? Am I dissociating too much from anyone that might actually care? I fear I might have beaten the last boss in self reliance.🧎🏽‍♂️‍➡️

Beautiful Nubia just discovered BBO’s Amin “this year”? Is egbon living under a rock? 😭

So many people are feeling foolish tonight over that Mirabel’s case. You have blocked, you have cursed, you have attacked people, you’ve claimed to be more intelligent and empathetic, you have stoked gender war over a crime that did not exist. We always tell you to investigate,

So now you want people to be concerned about Mirable’s mental health after she admitted to fabricating the rape allegations. What about the mental health of the “all men” you were quick to label as rapists?